euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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tastefullyoffensive:

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princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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I knew exactly what this was before the picture loaded!

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And then comes a 🌈!!! #rainbow #portland #kamigotuslost #surprisesurprise (at Portland Oregon)

Hello rain! #portland #soaked #autumn #vacation (at Portland, Oregon)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.

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I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit

André!!!!!!!

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jugglekingstone:

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH

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bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

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myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…